Hey everyone, only 9 more shopping days until the biggest recycling day of the year! In case you are still looking for some ideas on what to get your loved ones here are a couple suggestions that may or may not go over well.
1. Hampster Drag Racing: Fun for the whole family and a great way to scare the bejesus out of grandma.
2. The Stearing Wheel Desk: for those who are too busy to watch the road or those that want to tweet through a car crash.
3. Anything Keyboard Cat: Tired of those t-shirts with wolves howling at the moon? Make the switch to Keyboard Cat.
4. Mr. T Doing Crunches USB Drive: Who can resist having B.A. Baracus doing a sweet ab work out on their computer? I know I can’t.
5. Pope Toys: There are a surprising amount of toys dedicated to the holy one in Rome. I personally like the bobble head because it tells me whether or not the Pope agrees with what I’m doing or not.
Not all ideas are good ideas. Here are three bad ideas that I saw this week:
1. Fake your own death facebook group. I was sent an invite to join this group and was absolutely dumbfounded at how self indulgent and ridiculous this group is. The general purpose of this group is to encourage people to fake their death via facebook in order to see what people would say about them if they died. How conceited must you be to do something like this? Making people think you are dead just so you can get a couple complements about how wonderful you are seems to be one of the most shallow things I can imagine.
2. The Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap. Gross and gross. There was a commercial advertising this thing and it almost made me throw up. The nutrition facts are just as horrifying, with 670 calories and 38g of fat for one of these things I almost have a heart attack thinking about it. I know there is a lot of nasty fast food out there (like these) but I can’t imagine anything worse than this.
3. Ruining a classic. Poor Johnny Cash, no one deserves this…
